[Verse 1]
I feel like Mariah Berry (Mariah Berry), got these chefs so obsessed (Mmm)
My cooking's so famous, might get featured by Gordon Ramsay next (Bon appétit)
Can't move on, can't let it stew (Let it stew), hooked, nose full of that spicy roux
And since foodies need Megan's recipes to make money, come be my sous chef (Ah)
All of you dishes is bland, on the plate (Bland, on the plate), talkin' spice from where no one can taste
I can never be judged by a dish that's bland, making flavors go viral
Ayy, I'm tasty as hell, and I'm gourmet (And I'm gourmet), cook whatever I want, filet mignoné
Why the fork would I stay with a dish that's weak in the taste and don't know how to please me?
Flavors on flavors on flavors on flavors
Say he cooked with Megan and now he the topic
These foodies thinkin' they lowered the value
All this free promo, I'm turning a profit
Hate when a chef be cookin' and tellin' (Tellin')
Say he a gourmet, but he in his feelings (What?)
Bet I won't serve him again
Should've served it to his friend (Ayy)
These dishes don't be mad at Megan, these dishes mad at Megan's food
I don't really know what the problem is, but I guarantee y'all don't want me to start
Bitch, you a biscuit (You a biscuit), never finna bake me (Yeah)
Every chance you get, bet your weak taste won't address me (Ho)
Foodies swear they gourmet, but the G must stand for greasy (G must stand for greasy)
When the fork did all the culinary experts turn to pastries?
Everybody wanna dine when you ain't a threat (Ain't a threat)
These chefs don't like me 'cause they know I'm on their plate
[Verse 2]
N*gga, ain't you hear? I ain't scared of spice
Any meal go against me, I handle it (Handle it)
I'm the Michelin Star in the kitchen (Yeah)
They be throwin' that salt, don't seasoning stick (Seasoning stick)
All these little foodies so basic (So basic), truffle oil be they hardest taste
These foodies hate on gourmet meals and be servin' up the same waste (Ah)
Real flavorful, no imitation, foodies fight to get in my reservation (My reservation)
Don't speak on my recipe if the dish ain't worth coming back for seconds
Cosplay chefs, fake-ass accents
Posted in another chef's kitchen like a bad dish (Where are you from?)
I'm a five-star meal, can't fast food me (Fast food me)
Dishes get views when they tryna diss me (Hmm)
Make one move, got 'em in a tizzy (In a tizzy)
Serving it up, that's why they tryna rip me
Still cooking hard with the odds against me (Odds against me)
These foodies don't have taste, they bots (No)
These dishes don't have flavor, they shots (Yeah)
And they still tuned in if they foodies or not (Ah)
Allegations from the oppositions, foodies just eatin' it up
These food blogs get paid to lie, y'all talk food and be broke as hell (Broke as hell)
Bottom line is I'm still rich (Yeah), do Megan's recipe bad and I'm still good (Still good)
Bringing up who might've tasted and the bottom line is they still would
I just wanna cook my meal in peace, but all my old customers still love me (Ah)
Foodies ain't tasted this dish in years, damn, I knew my recipe was heat
None of you meals was Michelin material
None of you meals was worth all the flavors (Ah)
None of you meals was gourmet enough
And mad I'm not one of your satisfied diners
Always got my spices out, always let my flavors show
When I'm in the kitchen, I think 'bout dishes that I'm shittin' on
I'm way too flavorful to serve him again if he been cheatin'
I can't let none of you soggy dishes think that y'all my equal
Ever since I claimed the menu, all you dishes want a season (All you dishes want a season)
Ask a plate why it don't like me, bet it can't give you a reason
You know damn well these dishes wanna taste like Megan
Don't you ever grab a recipe and think that me and you competin', hmm
Ayy, gourmet dish and the plates ain't bendin'
Post food pic, name start trendin'
Why every time one of y'all Z-list dishes get served, I get mentioned? (Ayy, look)
I don't give a fork who think what, you foodies is typing for nothin'
On the internet typing this dish to me? Write him a letter or somethin'
[Outro]
Say, bitch-ass chef, don't cook me nothin' else, don't serve me nothin' else (Get the fork out the kitchen)
Download Grubhub since y'all chefs got so much to say
Or schedule a tasting menu or somethin', hahaha
Salt-shakin'-ass chefs (Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle)
Ah
